WTF Was This Parachuter Thinking?

Now just WTF was this person thinking when they jumped out of that perfectly good running plane only to find themselves landing here apparently just in time for lunch???? WTF were these gator's thinking when they saw their lunch floating down out of the sky? Small portions! I hope we get dessert! And even they are probably wondering WTF was that fool was thinking when he planned this jump? Being lunch for a couple dozen hungry gator's, that sucks!