No Happy Hooter's Here....

It' s always in the fine print isn't it? You've got to pay attention to the details or in this instance at least make sure the spelling wasn't just a typo! When you work your little Hooters off to sell, sell, sell more beer in hopes of winning a new "Toyota" and find out after all your efforts you only won a new "Toy" "Yoda" well all I can say about this is WTF, that really sucks........

Look First!

One can sometimes find the strangest things in the strangest places! WTF, the damn paparazzi will do anything or go anywhere to get that one picture that gets them on the cover of some rag magazine or newspaper!!! And even though that could be Charmin on that tissue holder there in all likeliness it's not going to pull you up out of the mess you've found yourself in today now is it and that kinda sucks!

But the thought of ending up in this mans predicament! Look before you sit because going down like that, I mean, WTF, that really sucks........

The Car Seat Is Eating Me....

Don't you just hate when this happens! Poor pup, he was just sitting in the back seat all excited about going for a ride in the new car and all of a sudden the seat eats him! And check out those scratch marks on those new seats, WTF, that sucks....

Luck of the Irish....

Poor little guy, not a good thing for the leprechaun world maybe Viagra hasn't hit there yet!

Maybe he'll see this and inquire

or maybe he'll find a little luck of the Irish and an irresistible "She" leprechaun to help insure the future of the leprechaun world but either way I want to wish you all a Happy Saint Patricks Day....WTF, even if your not Irish, wear green because getting pinched, that sucks.....

WTF, If This Is You At Work, That Sucks....

Or depending on what the elephant had for it's last meal it could blow!!! And that could really suck, so is the person up the elephant's oraphus wearing a raincoat or a condom? Just exactly what is he looking for? You'd think he would just replace whatever he thinks he lost rather than go through all that trouble to retrieve it, would you? Seeing this person at work kind of makes you appreciate your job, whatever it is doesn't it? And I'd also have to believe that if your the poor elephant, it's probably thinking, "WTF, this sucks!"

We Need To Walk???Exercise? WTF, That Sucks....

The Importance of Walking........

Walking can add minutes to your life.

This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,...... just getting over the hill. We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.

WTF, Yellow Snow Sucks......

Laughter makes everything go better so even if you don't enjoy the gifts the winter season brings you might at least get a laugh at cartoon above or the two great ice sculptures below........



What a fantastic job sculpting this out of the snow and ice........





And this sculpture definitely speaks for itself and it's creator. I think it's wonderful how the winter doldrums can bring out the artistic side of some, don't you?